1.�Some women�s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading�.
2. �It�s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn�t even drill it herself.�
3. �Check your girlfriend�s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.�
4.�It�s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire�.
5.�If you are ugly; you are ugly � stop talking about inner beauty because we don�t walk around with X-rays�.
6. �If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.�
7. �Some of you girls can�t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade�.
8. �If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an er3cted P3nis in public.�
9. �Some girls don�t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another�.
10.�When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country�.
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